ape punyer budak daa..

Ada seorang pelajar yang sedang menunggu bas sambil merokok ditegur oleh seorang polis.

Polis : “Kenapa kamu merokok?”

Pelajar : “Saya suka, tok.”

Polis : “Dari mana kamu dapat wang untuk membeli rokok?”

Pelajar : “Dari belanja sekolah saya.”

Polis : “Sehari kamu habis berapa? Dan harganya berapa?”

Pelajar : “Paling kurang satu kotak dan harganya sekitar RM10.50, tok.”

Polis : “Kenapa wang RM10.50 kamu bakar setiap hari? Cuba kamu kumpulkan wang itu selama setahun, mungkin kamu dapat membeli motosikal, tidak perlu menunggu bas yang sesak seperti ini.”

Pelajar : “Sekarang saya boleh tanya sama tok?”

Polis : “Tentu.”

Pelajar : “Apakah tok merokok?”

Polis : “Tentu tidak.”

Pelajar : “Tapi saya tidak nampak motor tok pon?”

lawak tercampak..

Ajoi seorang murid yang agak nakal. Satu hari dia kentut dengan bunyi yang sangat kuat dengan bau yang hampeh menyengat segera menyebar di dalam kelas. Mana taknya pagi tu dia sarapan telur rebus 2 biji.Baik punya!

Spontan saja Cikgu Amira menyuruh dia keluar kelas sambil memarahinya, tapi Ajoi ketawa terbahak-bahak nyaris berguling-guling. Guru Besar yang berdekatan kelas 6 Raya (kelas si Ajoi ni) terdengar suara Ajai ketawa berdekah-dekah tu, lalu keluar menyiasat apa yang berlaku.

Guru Besar: Ada apa ni Ajoi? kamu tertawa terbahak-bahak di luar kelas??

Ajoi: Lihatlah Cikgu, kesian kawan-kawan saya tu. Mereka sedang menikmati bau kentutku di dalam kelas. Nasib baik Cikgu Amira tu bijak dan menyuruh saya keluar kelas dengan udara yang lebih segar.

guru besar:adoi..

what about us??

What about sunrise
What about rain
What about all the things
That you said we were to gain.. .
What about killing fields
Is there a time
What about all the things
That you said was yours and mine...
Did you ever stop to notice
All the blood we've shed before
Did you ever stop to notice
The crying Earth the weeping shores?

What have we done to the world
Look what we've done
What about all the peace
That you pledge your only son...
What about flowering fields
Is there a time
What about all the dreams
That you said was yours and mine...
Did you ever stop to notice
All the children dead from war
Did you ever stop to notice
The crying Earth the weeping shores

I used to dream
I used to glance beyond the stars
Now I don't know where we are
Although I know we've drifted far

Hey, what about yesterday
(What about us)
What about the seas
(What about us)
The heavens are falling down
(What about us)
I can't even breathe
(What about us)
What about the bleeding Earth
(What about us)
Can't we feel its wounds
(What about us)
What about nature's worth

It's our planet's womb
(What about us)
What about animals
(What about it)
We've turned kingdoms to dust
(What about us)
What about elephants
(What about us)
Have we lost their trust
(What about us)
What about crying whales
(What about us)
We're ravaging the seas
(What about us)
What about forest trails

Burnt despite our pleas
(What about us)
What about the holy land
(What about it)
Torn apart by creed
(What about us)
What about the common man
(What about us)
Can't we set him free
(What about us)
What about children dying
(What about us)
Can't you hear them cry
(What about us)
Where did we go wrong

Someone tell me why
(What about us)
What about babies
(What about it)
What about the days
(What about us)
What about all their joy
(What about us)
What about the man
(What about us)
What about the crying man
(What about us)
What about Abraham
(What was us)
What about death again
Do we give a damn